FUCK

playing with my toy.

Perverts.

Then again, I am probably the biggest pervert I know. Perving is fun.

I love love love love love this. I have so many sexy plans for you. Here's some experimentation. Usually a lousy excuse for suckage. No photoshop edits. Except for the horrid unsharp mask on the metallic one. And the severe resizing. So I lied. But it was so that the screen didn't stretch out a million sizes too big for Mr. Monitor. Gahhhh. *wipes drool*

This is only the beginning. I can't wait til this semester and the plethora of projects are over. I'm shooting a film now. It's going to be awesomely terrible. An homage to Bill and Ted...by now i'm sure that you're in agony right now. Or a wild bout of laughter. I need to stop typing in fragments. Fraggle rock. Awesome. Awesome to the max. Futurama, you had me at hello.

Oh oh oh...by the way, I think I might take the radio down. Why? Because apparently my 1 whole gig of bandwidth is being used, leaving an ugly inline frame with pointless banner ads. My free host ain't that bad, but sheese capish. One gig? Damn. Especially for some cornball blog. Either I'll have to get rid of it entirely or only keep a few select songs while adding new ones each week. I think that sounds good, no? How many of you actually listen to the damn thing, I want to know.

i had to do it again.

Whit and I found an abandoned wheelchair. Whit and I were thinking devious thoughts. Whit and I found an employee glaring at us.

I'm really going to enjoy my next assignment. It's your run of the mill design CD packaging. I think this is probably the third assignment that i've had like this. The first one kinda sucked and back then, when I was stupid and didn't back anything up, I wound up losing it. I'm gonna need to work some more for my portfolio.

I found an old thing I started a while ago. Actually, there are loads of those. I hardly finish anything I start unless I really am into it. I was into this one, but it was looking rather blaaah. I also managed to get the scanner working so I could reincarnate the magazine spread I did also. I did it last year, i believe. Damn quark corrupted both the file and its backup so it was lost for good. All I have is the actual comp. The spread got beat.

See how nasty that first one is? Since you've already seen something nasty, how about something a little hot. Maybe too hot. Ba badabaaaaa!

That would be the new Lara Croft. More realistic. A bit more in proportion. And definitely hotter. I shaded her lips in with a slight burgundy tint because it makes her look more like Lara. She never leaves without her lips that color. If only they'd keep Kurtis. Okay, i'm one of those. At first I wouldn't goa nywhere near AOD because it looked like such a terribly bad game. Then, the madre gets it for me on my birthday. I felt bad, so I didn't say anything. When I started playing it, it was actually pretty damned good. Only complaints were that it wasn't finished. Just like Enter the Matrix. It would've been 10x better as it is, but it had a good deal goin for it. I think most game mags and people jumped the tomb raider sucks donkeyballs bandwagon. Plus the addition of Kurtis (attractive set of polygons complete with grunting noises) made it all the better. I'm a loser but I'm still cooler than yo mama.

This post is already too long. Good day.

sin city was awesome.

It really was. Why can't there be more movies like this? As I mentioned before, i'm a sucker for awesome cinematography.

With that being said, I'm normally not one to get involved in petty forum arguments (which usually result in namecalling because the opposing party knows he/she is wrong), but I had to say something to this nitwit.

ebeth87:
this entire movie was about degrading women. iv never been a feminist but COMMON lets kill them, rape them and hell while were at it EAT them. oh and hang their heads on the wall. the movie didnt even make any sense. the only reason guys like it is because they cant see tits on their own watch and have to see them in this movie.

My reply:
i'm a girl and i enjoyed it. I've never actually followed the comic books but i had gotten a look at them. The whole setting of this movie is a gritty one, where you'd only find the most horrible things in the city (hence the name).

Yes its full of gratuitous nudity and whatnot but that's only because it's sticking strictly to the comic book. I'm not a fan of nudity that really doesn't have much of a reason to be there, but I believe the movie did the comic justice.

I really hate to say this but its girls like you who make us look like a bunch of sappy, whiny, dumbasses who only enjoy a movie if it makes you cry at the end. go watch the notebook while you're at it.

There's a good chance that the above quoted numbnut is some seventeen or eighteen year-old (in my mind, twelve) who thinks it'd be damn cool to take a stand up against something. Hmm. How about a movie that I didn't understand? It's all their fault i'm a fucking idiot! TITS! DEGRADATION! FEMINISM! I SAY BOYCOTT! ROFL IT HAS THE WORD BOY IN IT!

And okay, seriously i'm not cool for bashing on dumbshit kids, but guess what? It feels DAMN GOOD to do so.

In other news, the old perv told me I look like Audrey Tautau, or Amelie to most of you folks out there. I've heard that one before. I've also been linked to Shannyn Sossamon, Katie Holmes, Christina Ricci, Angelina Jolie (swoon) and some random girl.

I also got me one of these babies.

This makes me a very, very happy individual. But the fact that the dude from ebay is taking too long to ship my DDR set is making me a hot little potato right now. Thank you Mugato.

Oh and it's about damn time that the pope died. I think I killed him. I went to Suncoast the other day with the Whitster and browsed the porno section for shits and giggles. To my great amusement, there was a DVD of the biography of the pope and I stuck it under the flaps that are supposed to cover all the pornos' retarded covers, basically making it the first DVD to be found if anyone was looking for a porno. Somewhere in the world, a great possibility being Vatican City, the pope was rolling over in his grave...even before he died. Alas, he couldn't. His hardon got in the way.